You're doing what?!?
Okay, so I come home lastnight and I'm just watching t.v. Getting ready to eat something for dinner, nothing out of the ordinary. A little while late, I hear Lem's truck pull in the drive way....with the big smoker attached. He is home with Aaron & their friend Bob, who I've met before at the golf course...ANYWAY. The first thing out of Lem's mouth is "Hey Jay, wanna help us cut the FAT OFF OF A PIG?" I said...."you're doing what?!? I don't even want to see YOU do that. So there's a table on the back patio, Lem gets our good kitchen knives, and Aaron and Lem walk over to his truck, grab this HUGE half of a pig, and put it on the table. The 3 of them proceed to cute the fat off of this "hog half" and drink beer, just like it was normal. Then Josh came over, and good news for him, he had on "Good Clothes" so he didn't help. They got done with one, and what do you know, theres still another half in the truck on ice....just waiting. Let me tell you, it was a sight to see. Needless to say, I did not eat dinner.
posted by JLauren @ 8:17 AM
4 Comments:
I am a little upset that you didn't call me for this event, I would have been all for cutting fat off a pig. Afterwards, I would find all the loose hair I could and rub it over my body.
OMG, you have no idea! There was like 2 patches of hair, it was mighty sick. You would have vommited. maybe instead of rubbing all the loose hair on your body, you could have taken a large piece of FAT and put that on your face, and done a little Silence of the Lambs" "Clarice, Clarice"
were these people filipino? that sounds like something my mother would do.
OH MY GOD...I HAD NO IDEA WHEN YOU SAID CUTTING THE FAT OFF THE PIG YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS!!!! EWWWWW SICK IS RIGHT! IN RESPONSE TO YOUR RESPONSE....I AGREE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT DROPPING OUT ...I HAD A HARD TIME SKIPPING SCHOOL DOES THAT MAKE ME A GOODY 2 SHOES?!! OH WELL, IT'S SAD TO KNOW WE ALLOW OUR 16 YEAR OLDS TO MAKE THOSE CHOICES AND THAT THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO GOOD EXAMPLES TO LOOK UP TO BECAUSE I KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE EVEN CONSIDERED DROPPING OUT MY MOM WOULD HAVE RIPPED ME A NEW YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!! HOPE U HAD A GOOD BUNNY DAY
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