japanese girl

No Need To Get Your Panties In A Wad

2007-04-20T15:28:00.000-07:00

Last week I was so tired of seeing Don Imus' face plastered EVERYWHERE!

But then I got to thinking, "why is everyone so mad at this one man"

For years, "black" people have called "white" people names, from Cracker, Honkey, Whitey, Hicks, etc...But do you ever seen anyone being fired for that? Why is it okay for one race to call another names, but when the finger is pointed the other direction, it's "unexceptable."
African Americans, Hispanics, Native Americans, etc...can say whatever they want about "white" people, but the second that "white" people say something about another race, joking or not, everyone is automatically up in arms.
It's a double standard, and is ridiculous.

Am I saying it's okay to go around calling people names?

NO, Didn't you learn anything from your parents?

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all

HOWEVER...

In the event that you aren't smart enough to keep your mouth shut,

then, BY LAW, have the right to say whatever you want.

(minus making bomb threats and so on....)

So, good for you Don Imus, good for you!

A Day At The Park

2007-04-17T09:43:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I decided to help Jimmy, watch the kids for a while.
(Thanks to my job that lets me come and go as I please)

So off we went.....

Uncle Jimmy, Me, Ellerie, Gavin, and Garrett

Even with the 2 of us, it was a task.
Kudos to Dawn who does this everyday.

(Photo courtesy of Gavin)

To our surprise, there was no fighting or crying....
except when Gavin got hit in the face by the Merry-Go-Round :(

However, I think Uncle Jimmy was ready for a drink after this!

We Heart Walks

2007-04-03T08:17:00.000-07:00

Last week I was in Carter Lake, and decided that I would stop by Lem's Parents to take Jake Dawg on a walk.
Of course as soon as I got there, he knew what was going on.

After about 10 min of Paige looking for his choke chain (with out it, he takes YOU on a walk), we were ready to go.

So off we went, in search of anything he could pee on.
During the course of our walk, we passed many other dogs.
If you've ever been on a walk with us, you know that Jake starts wimpering like a BABY. He's usually way bigger than these dogs, that are in fenced in yards, but he's still a big baby about it.

By the time we got back, he was happy to be home.

911 Ave O

2007-03-27T08:37:00.000-07:00

I miss my old address
I love my apartment
but I miss this house

There was never a dull moment

From getting woken up at 2am from Lem throwing Jake down the stairs for running away
To coming home from work and seeing a pig having all the fat cut off it

or Lem throwing a dog bone on my bed so Jake would jump on it and wake me up
and seeing that Jake Dawg took down the blinds in the living room

It was the best house ever
and I miss it

Geek SUCKY

2007-03-22T14:15:00.000-07:00

Once again the computer at work took a dive.
I told my boss we should call the "Geek Squad"

So, yesterday at 5:45pm Kyle came to fix the computer.
45min after I'm usually leaving mind you

2 1/2 hours after that, Kyle had restored everything
minus getting the internet to work

Today, my boss comes & tries to get on the internet, and MAGICALLY
it works....I think Kyle was almost worthless!!

We would have been better off with this kid:

So, after a good $244.66 that we paid kyle
we're paying someone else tomorrow

wish us luck!

Happy 21st Birthday

2007-03-19T13:23:00.000-07:00

I have been dreading this day, for the past 19 days.
Actually, for the past 2 months. I think that I have felt every emotion humanly possilbe.

Sometimes I just get tired of always being the "strong" one.
Somedays, I just want to be sad.
Sometimes its just hard to put on that face of "everything's fine"

I try really hard to just think of the Funny Times we had

* Going to McDonalds after church b/c you Loved the French Fries
* Calling me just to tell me something funny
* Wearing slippers to church
* Telling me that you have wet arm-pits!
* When we were little, and you wanted to ride down the big hill at Platte River State Park, like my & Lynz. And you biffed it & had to get stiches
* Swimming at Grandpa's all day
* Being so filled with God's love, that it just pours out of you

Yes, I know that it was her time, that September night when God called her home.
And Yes, I know that she is in fact in Heaven
And Yes, it still sucks some days.
Just some days, more than others...

But life does go on. And I have to go with it.

Happy Birthday Moo!

Bye My Cousin
Love You
Be Safe
Wear Seatbelts

Scrabble Anyone?

2007-03-02T13:40:00.000-08:00

We somehow manage to only go to my cousin's house, when the abominal snowman is having a party outside! We went there for New Years Eve, and Im sure you recall how pleasant it was out. Last weekend, we were on our way over there, and it was like deja vu.

We joke about only being able to go there when mother nature is at her worst.

Minus dreading the drive home, we did manage to have a few laughs

This is what I had to work with!

This was my big-fat-winner of a word!

Everybody Loves A Haircut

2007-02-21T12:49:00.000-08:00

It seems that whenever I have longer hair, there's a wedding coming up that I'm in. I don't know what it is about it, but I always want to CHOP my hair off! When my cousin Lyndsay got married, I HAD to have long hair, to cover up one of my tattoos. I couldn't wait to cut my hair, I think the week after the wedding, I was in the "chair"

And now, Dale's wedding is in June and all I really want to do, is cut my hair!

Last Thursday, I expressed my concern to Vicky (my hair lady)
After we were all done, and I was setting up my next appointment,
I said: Maybe I just do color next time
Vicky says: It has been a while.....
I said: What do you think?
She says: LET'S DO IT!

So, maybe next month when I have added a little color,
that might tide me over on chopping my hair until after the wedding.

Keep your fingers crossed

B * I * N * G * O ! !

2007-02-19T08:17:00.000-08:00

Every third Saturday of the month, Our Lady of Carter Lakehosts one of the best activites known to man....BINGO!

The very first time I went with Jimmy, I was hooked. A Bingo-lifer you might say.

This past Saturday, was Bingo night. I finally talked Michael into going with me.

Now, the past couple of times I have been, I didn't do so hot.
But maybe that was just preparing me for this time

I only needed 1 number to be called....

"B-1"....She said

B * I * N * G * O !!!!

And not only was it a Double Bingo (but tripple)
Joey said, "you get an extra $5 for that"
I said "Really?"
He said, "No"

So after an intermission or two.....

I'm in the same situation. And this time Joey is in the same boat
He said he was going to get it, I said I was

Guess who...

Winner-Winner.....Chicken Dinner

So until we meet again....

Another Day @ The Office

2007-02-16T10:21:00.000-08:00

As we all know, I don't do much work at the office.....

The other day, before Jeff (my boss) even got here, i knew one sentence that would definetly come out of his mouth: "Better get that sample off to the lab."

He would be referring to my almost empty cup of Apple Juice. Every time I'm drinking it, without fail, those words will come out of his mouth......

He also brought Katie-Bug with him.
She had to go get her teeth cleaned.
We have the same dentist.

She wanted to make a video, but we didn't have time

I almost wrote: "To The Prettiest Girl In The World" on the Valentine I gave her.
But stopped, because we all know that Princess Ellerie already has that title.

Ode To The 7th Grade

2007-02-14T14:40:00.000-08:00

Matt Miller sent me this picture like 5 years ago, when we were seniors. It was taken in the 7th grade, when we went on a field trip to the park/soccer fields, right by the old Frito Lay plant.
And I just can't seem to delete it.
It reminds me to never stop acting like a child, just because we're having another birthday.

I for one, think we all pretty much look the same ; )

SoRrY

2007-01-31T10:21:00.000-08:00

Sorry I haven't posted anything in a LONG TIME.....
But I lost my camera..
well, I should say it is MIA right now...

But this weekend will be VERY BUSY for me, so I'll have lots to post next week.

PROMISE!!

"Party Like It's 1999"

2007-01-09T12:24:00.000-08:00

......or at least 1989......

I just would like to say that I always forget that I have this BLOG.
So that's why I only post stuff like 4 times a month.

ANYWAY....
New Years Eve brought a little light on a few things:

1. I found out that I already have 80's clothes in my closet
2. My cousin can defenetly pull off the Cyndi Lauper look
3. Michael should NEVER wear short-shorts
4. Anyone can through something mis-match on, and pull off the 80's look
5. There never has or will be music like they had in the 80's, which I adore
6. Last but not least, I'm in a "relationship" again

For your veiwing pleasure:

A Very Merry Christmas

2006-12-29T14:57:00.000-08:00

The "Race Car Red" Messenger Bag

Thanks Mom!

In Good Company

2006-12-20T11:35:00.000-08:00

Lastnight was our Girls Night-Christmas exchange! It was a blast! Good food, good drink, good presents, good laughs, and of course GOOD company.

We drew names a while back at church one night, and finally got to exchange lastnight. One thing I love about these girls, are their GIGANITC hearts. Everyone brought their gift for their secret person.....and along with it.....another gift for everyone else. Whether it be big or small, homemade or store bought, everyone was thinking about everyone.

Happy Hanukkah

2006-12-18T11:01:00.000-08:00

As I'm sure many of you know, Hanukkah began at sundown on Friday night!

You can see how much fun Hanukkah really is, just look at Wiskers here:

Here are some of my Jewish Friends, enjoying a great Hanukkah Party:

Hanhkkah wouldn't be complete without it's official "The Chanukkah Song"

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
David lee roth lights the menorah
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin jew

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
Celebrates chanukah

O.j. simpson, not a jew
But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
Well hes not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend veronica
Its time to celebrate chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
Happy chanukah

HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL
AND TO ALL
A GOODNIGHT

Anyone........

2006-12-15T07:43:00.000-08:00

...."If I start getting belligerent,
just scoop and walk.
Scoop and walk.
No Questions Asked...."

Does anyone know what I'm talking about??

To My Norman.....

2006-12-14T10:58:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday to one of my best-est-es-test friends.

He can always make you laugh no matter what kind of mood you're in.
He's a lover, not a fighter
He can always be counted on for anything,
even if it's just someone to take a nap with.
He will come to your house at midnight,
wearing nothing but gym shorts and a coat!
He's enthusiastic about everything he does,
and doesn't care what anyone thinks of him.
And this is why I love him dearly!

So here's to you on your birthday, Norm!

A Gift For A Giant!

2006-12-11T08:05:00.000-08:00

This weekend, we had our annual White Elephant gift exchange at church.
The trick is to bring something that YOU really want, so you can just pick your own gift. OR something so funny that NO ONE would really want it. There is defenetly some stragegy to playing this game. You can steal a present from someone, and that's always fun ;)

I wish that I would have chosen THIS gift....I would NEVER lose it, EVER!!

The funniest thing, is that on the bottom of this remote package, it says:
YOU'LL NEVER LOOSE IT!

My Newest Guilty Pleasure

2006-11-27T13:24:00.000-08:00

I'm almost embarresed for myself to even say this outloud.
But I love the song "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire. (mainly just the choras)
Thanks to my New Fav Show, ROB & BIG. I watch it whenever it's on, eventhough I've seen EVERY episode.

Back By Popular Demand.....

2006-11-13T07:42:00.000-08:00

A girls night....A night of just hanging out, talking, and LAUGHING with friends.
After the girls left, and it was the Ash's who were staying.....

This is what happens when you stay up until 5:00am.

The highlight of the night:

Ash G, getting her super mario bro 3 on!!
She was really into it!!

Just Another Day?

2006-09-27T12:20:00.000-07:00

It's was just another day in the office. I had nothing planned on the calander except two appointments in the morning, which had already come and gone. Jeff, my boss, and I were just hanging out. He was giving me a hard time about going and getting me some post-its. That he wasn't even going to buy the plain yellow ones, b/c I would just not have it. And that I would have been proud of them when he finally found a multi-colored pack, But he figured that I'd just use the pink ones and give the rest to John, and say, "Looks like I'm out already. Better get some more!"
All that aside, I get a phone call, that went something like this:

Me: Southdale Square Apartments
Caller: Um, you might want to get down here. A CAR has just ran into the side of my fence!
Me: Uh.....okay. What's your address?

So Jeff and I venture down there, and what do we see:

Is this bad?

This isn't normal, is it?

I am in so much trouble, I don't even have a license, and this is NOT my car!

Needless to say, it ended up NOT being "Just Another Day"

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

2006-09-14T14:05:00.000-07:00

Alice's first road trip!!

On the way to see PAT BENATAR, So she could

"Hit Us With Her Best Shot"!!

A small child at the concert with the "RED BARRON" pilot cap and goggles.

HOW CUTE!!

James K and myself.

I have NO idea what is going on in the back.

It's kind of cool

Off To War

2006-09-07T14:19:00.000-07:00

Me and Dale while he was home for the weekend....
He's leaving October 3rd for IRAQ.
Although we haven't hung out a lot in the past few years, Believe it or not....We used to be together every day. Especially every summer, and after we graduated. He was my brother, and I was his sister. His wrapping job for Christmas presents is extreamly nice also ;) He has a special place in my heart, that no one will ever fill. I'm very happy for him and his newly "fiancee," Kelsey. Although I hated her at first, I finally came around and stopped giving her "FACES" as Dale would say.
I know that Linda (his mom) is probably freaking out. But I know that My Jesus will keep him safe. And that although we may not understand it right now, that he does have everything under control. And that nothing happens in our lifetime (whether we believe it or not) without him giving the big "OK"

Ocsar Meyer

2006-09-01T12:43:00.000-07:00

It isn't everyday you're driving down the interstate, look over and see this:

Three Fingered Willy

2006-08-24T11:54:00.000-07:00

Growing up in Carter Lake....You may not know how to spell, do math without a calculator or even put together a sentence without every 5th word being F*** BUT.....You know where to find your parents on Saturday night (at the Improvement Club or Carter Lake Lounge), you know that if you're out at 11:02pm, the Carter Lake Police WILL find you at 11:05pm for Curfew, And of course you know all about the legend of Three Fingered Willy.
Although the story may have changed a bit from generations....You know that he lives in the Boys Club Forrest (10 yrs ago was the Boys Club, and although it's official name now, will you EVER refer to it as the "Boys & Girls Club"). He is the scariest most horrifying thing that you could ever encounter. He reminds us of Jason from Friday the 13th, from Camp Crystal Lake. Some people still have nightmares about him.
Well...I came across some pictures of where Willy hangs out. And I thought that it would be nice to share them with all of you. I know that James K will be especially :)

Looks like Willy's been doing some laps in the Pool. Hope Jason is not in THAT water!

Maybe this is where Willy lives now.
Nah...it's too nice. I'm sure he lives in some beat up, rusty, abandoned car!

Welcome The Newest Member to The Family

2006-08-17T13:03:00.000-07:00

The Newest Members of the Family....My pride and Joy...They found ME at the Tiffany's in Kansas City last week :)

I'm not joking about him....

2006-08-05T22:00:00.000-07:00

SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT

MY NEW CRUSH....CHARLIE HUNNAM

2006-08-04T16:34:00.000-07:00

Who Are You?

2006-07-27T07:20:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to let everyone know that I Haven't fallen off the face of the earth....I've just been busy with moving, and getting my new"humble abode" all ready and put together.

You are a Lamborghini Murcielago!

2006-07-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

"You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull."

AINT THAT THE TRUTH!

Ode to First National

2006-06-30T07:52:00.000-07:00

Last week I went into the branch managers office and told them that I would be leaving in 2 weeks. It was the BEST feeling ever. It's not a big secret that I hated my job, err still do hate it. Some days were just better than others. (Like when I would get to talk to Jimmy all day when he worked for the bank too). I was just sick and tired of a lot of people SUCKING and getting away with it. And when I would bring it to their attention, I was the MEAN BAD GUY. Get Serious!!
I was offered a job being a Property Manager....pays more, best boss ever, don't have to be here in this HOLE and I basically get to hang out

The following are things that I will NOT miss:

Mr. Gaule…...everything about him
Mr. Vhoorhees & his chomping of gum
Mr. Buda & his obsession with me
Mr. Jones….. getting his balance
Mr. Janda & his shnanaigans
Mr. Clarke & his casheirs checks
Mr. Platt, when he comes in at like 5:57pm with 4 bags of coin
Mr. Gardner & weirdness
Mr. Roberston (from robertson cycle) coming in at 6:58pm
Mr. Incontro and his same question "do you guys take cox and aquila"
Mr & Mrs Carter
Mrs. Wallace in the DT in the AM getting 1 20, 10's 5's & some 1's……alllright
Mrs. wallace in the lobby 2 hours later
Miss Fitel & her utility payments
Miss Fix…being LOUD & wanting 30 copies of something on a busy payday-Friday
All of Jay's gay bags
All BK Deposits
All of Little Kings' COIN deposits
Mrs. Wallace…in the lobby 3 hours later
Mary Sortino...The lady who drops of IDEAL, who "just wants to leave that"
Anyone who says "LORIE KNOWS ME"
Not being able to drink or eat in your teller window
Being the Community coin vault
filling change orders
running coin
People being in my business all the time "what are you talking about?" "what's going on now?"
Customers waiting to get $20 cash out from their account, at 7:00am…Just waiting there
Anything & Everything that the beast does or has to do with.
Her in General (the beast)
Bree, and everything about her
The phone ringing & ringing, and NO ONE answering it
Peg, our admins kids calling 20 times a day
All the $h!t that some people talk
Looking through proof work
ordering research
"Turning on the lobby light"
People just walking right up to your window, when you're not in it, or when you're doing something "HENCE THE *Please wait for next availible teller* Sign"

I will however miss:

~watching the shopko carts roll across the parking lot and into the busy street on a windy day
~holding $100 thousand dollars in my hands
~making funny noises in the microphone
*whenever you say ANYTHING in the microphone, it total tripples its funniness
~having 5 cars deep in each lane on a busy Friday, and a RUSH song comes on the radio, instantly making it a GREAT next 5 minutes
~telling old people to "KEEP IT REAL" when I'm done helping them

Game Night

2006-06-28T10:13:00.000-07:00

Last weekend my sister (who was in town from DC), Michael and myself went to my cousin Lyndsday's for the much anticipate "Game Night." Let me tell you, it was a night. We ate, drank and almost died laughing. I don't know which was more fun, Lyndsay and I telling stories about when we were youger (and not so young)

All the different things that we had to do while we were playing "Cranium."

It was Boys VS Girls, and a riot during the entire game.

There will be pictures to follow

Seatbelts Aren't Just for Saving Lives

2006-06-23T07:39:00.000-07:00

Not only do seatbelts save lives...They also make a fantastic addition to your outfit.

I will be purchasing both of these......Very shortly

Seriously...How cute is this f-ing bag?!?!?

....Pretty f-ing sweet

TRUE or FALSE?

2006-06-16T13:10:00.000-07:00

That today while I was working in the DT at the bank....a man came in on a moped.

Kind of like this.....but not like this middle-eastern fellow

Highlight of the season

2006-05-26T10:34:00.000-07:00

Okay, so somehow I've been hooked on American Idol....I have been watching it throughout the season. It's had it's UP's and DOWN's and funny & embarrassing moments. (Kat's flash to the audience) The biggest highlight of the Season was on Wednesday, durring the much anticipated 2-hour season finale. During the last few moments of the show, and AFTER they anounced the big winner...and while Taylor was performing...

Went to Baywatch Hottie

DAVID HASSELHOFF

SERIOUSLY

2006-05-07T09:49:00.002-07:00

And then I see it...I know what's missing from the window.....THE FRIGGIN' BLINDS. Lem wasn't home...so I called him see what the Hey was up with the binds. I didn't know if he went into a furry and ripped them down...I had no idea. I was a bit scared actually.

2006-05-07T09:49:00.001-07:00

This is a rare shot of the bubby bandit. He thought that it might be nice to put a face with the furry that happens from time to time.
Apparently he didn't see the need to keep these blinds up anymore. He pretty much rules the house and does what he wants. For some reason, we still love the bub

2006-05-07T09:49:00.000-07:00

So, I get home from Timmy's Race lastnight....walk in the house and up the stairs.....look in the living room and out the window, and notice something is different....

They Never Fail to Amaze Me......EVER

2006-04-26T14:31:00.000-07:00

So true story:

I'm having this converstaion with a customer about one of our compliance policies. This man is arguing with me and says "can I speak to your manager." I say, absolutley, as soon as she's done with that customer, but she's going to tell you the exact thing that I am telling you right now." So.....my manager comes over and has the EXACT same converstaion with this gentalman, and he says...."that's just YOUR policy, you can do whatever you want." She says, actually, we can't. We will get in huge trouble by the government auditors. (sidenote: I actually had to leave my window b/c I could no longer hold my laughter in, he was that ridiculous). He says "so you're telling me that you'd rather me take my HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to anyother bank, b/c you wont do this for me. I said, "well sir, if you feel that way, THEN YES!" I honestly do not believe this man. What on God's green earth would make him think he could get around it. I haven't the slightest clue. After about 5 min of arguing with our manager, he saw the light, and complied.....needless to say, I said about 2 words to him during the entire time he was at my window.

Seriously?

What Is The Point of Being FAKE?

2006-04-25T07:58:00.000-07:00

I take pride in being someone who is not "Fake." I honestly don't think that the way I act is "Fake." And if I was, I would hope that one of my Friends, would call me out on it. Or, not be my friend at all. I also would like to think that I don't hang out with "Fake" people. I don't see the point in being a "Fake" person. To make people like you?? What?? No, that just makes you an even bigger loser. I just don't get it. I've never been a fan of "Fake" people, but it has just recently played a bigger part of my daily life, at my el-job-o. I've been the bigger person about it, espcially since I'm in management. But you know what, screw that....Especially after this weekend, it just opened my eyes... So, I have decieded to just totally be "Myself." And if I feel like talking to you, then I will. Otherwise if I don't, hopefully you get the hint.

These b!tches are high!!

2006-04-21T12:07:00.000-07:00

So I saw these BCBGirls wedges on the internet, and I absolutley fell in LOVE with them. Of course, the logical side of me was like "well what are you going to wear with them?" And it hit me like a week after I saw them, this shirt that I have would look SO cute with them. So I broke down, spent the $80 plus dollars on them. I have been waiting all week for them to get here. I have things sent to work, then it makes my day better. Anyway, after the long anticipated arrival, THEY'RE HERE!! They got to me today at 1pm!! YAY, It totally made my whole friggin' day! Let me just say, I tried them on behind the teller line, and these b!tches are high!!

Customer Service

2006-04-19T14:21:00.000-07:00

Have you ever had a job in Customer Service? Well, Ive had like 3 jobs in my life, and they were ALL customer service. However, my current place of employment has got to be the most "out there" Just when you think that "You've seen it all.....That there is no way that anyone could do anything "dumber" Someone will do something outrageous and totally redeem that thought.

Little Bunny Foo-Foo...

2006-04-16T18:11:00.000-07:00

...hoppin' through the forrest, scoopin up the field mice to bop um on the head.
Happy Easter to everyone! I hope that the Easter bunny left everyone goodies.
This morning I woke up, for the 3rd time, once at 1am when Lem came home and decieded to throw a dog treat on my bed so that Jake would jump up on my bed, once at 8am and then finally the 3rd time at like 10am. So I decide to make us some breakfast, nothing serious, just cherry turnovers from the box. I turn the oven on to pre-heat it and the oven starts smoking. Apparently the other day when Lem was smoking the pig, he had some kind of juice or something that was spilled in the oven. What it was doing in the oven, I'm not sure, especially since the pig was in the smoker. Anyway, it was horrible and the turnovers tasted like smokey-weridness. So we had to put it on "self-clean" for like 4 hours. It smelled SICK. Good thing I was gone all day.

PS: I called James Kernan to tell him Happy Easter, and ended up talking to Ms. Ellerie for like 5 min. She is such a chatter-box

You're doing what?!?

2006-04-14T08:17:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I come home lastnight and I'm just watching t.v. Getting ready to eat something for dinner, nothing out of the ordinary. A little while late, I hear Lem's truck pull in the drive way....with the big smoker attached. He is home with Aaron & their friend Bob, who I've met before at the golf course...ANYWAY. The first thing out of Lem's mouth is "Hey Jay, wanna help us cut the FAT OFF OF A PIG?" I said...."you're doing what?!? I don't even want to see YOU do that. So there's a table on the back patio, Lem gets our good kitchen knives, and Aaron and Lem walk over to his truck, grab this HUGE half of a pig, and put it on the table. The 3 of them proceed to cute the fat off of this "hog half" and drink beer, just like it was normal. Then Josh came over, and good news for him, he had on "Good Clothes" so he didn't help. They got done with one, and what do you know, theres still another half in the truck on ice....just waiting. Let me tell you, it was a sight to see. Needless to say, I did not eat dinner.

Ode to the Seatbelt Bag

2006-04-11T20:27:00.000-07:00

This is me and princess Ellerie. She is the cutest little girl in the world (as you can tell for yourself).

On Saturday I saw her and had a new seatbelt purse and I said; Ellerie, look what I have....She says, how many of dose do you have? I say 4, she says, WOW, That's a lot. Uncle Jimmy, Jamie has 4 Seatbelt puses.

...and Bingo was his name-o!

2006-04-11T19:56:00.000-07:00

Anyone who will ever see this, already knows all about me. So I know that you know that my new favorite thing to do is to attend BINGO at James Kernan's church. It is the best ever!! The first time I went, I won NOTHING, But the 2nd time I won, I won 2 things!! How cool. This of course must mean, that the 3rd time, I will win 3 things!! I know that you'll all be in suspence....

1 thing 2 ponder:

2006-04-11T12:01:00.000-07:00

One thing to ponder: Is every rude person in America a customer of First National Bank of Omaha?